_________________________________________
/ The Public is merely a multiplied "me." \
| |
\ -- Mark Twain /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_____________________________________
/ As to the Adjective: when in doubt, \
| strike it out. |
| |
| -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's |
\ Calendar" /
-------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ "You have heard me speak of Professor \
| Moriarty?" |
| |
| "The famous scientific criminal, as |
| famous among crooks as --" |
| |
| "My blushes, Watson," Holmes murmured, |
| in a deprecating voice. |
| |
| "I was about to say 'as he is unknown |
| to the public.'" |
| |
\ -- A. Conan Doyle, "The Valley of Fear" /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________________
/ Your temporary financial embarrassment \
| will be relieved in a surprising |
\ manner. /
----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ I reverently believe that the maker who \
| made us all makes everything in New |
| England, but the weather. I don't know |
| who makes that, but I think it must be |
| raw apprentices in the weather-clerks |
| factory who experiment and learn how, |
| in New England, for board and clothes, |
| and then are promoted to make weather |
| for countries that require a good |
| article, and will take their custom |
| elsewhere if they don't get it. |
| |
\ -- Mark Twain /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

______________________________________
/ You will receive a legacy which will \
\ place you above want. /
--------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

____________________
< You'll be sorry... >
--------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________________
/ Q: Why do firemen wear red suspenders? \
| A: To conform with departmental |
\ regulations concerning uniform dress. /
----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________
< Tomorrow, you can be anywhere. >
--------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________________
/ All say, "How hard it is that we have \
| to die"--a strange complaint to come |
| from the mouths of people who have had |
| to live. |
| |
| -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's |
\ Calendar" /
----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ If more of us valued food and cheer and \
| song above hoarded gold, it would be a |
| merrier world. |
| |
\ -- J.R.R. Tolkien /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_______________________________________
/ I dote on his very absence. \
| |
| -- William Shakespeare, "The Merchant |
\ of Venice" /
---------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________________
/ You have Egyptian flu: you're going to \
\ be a mummy. /
----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ Live in a world of your own, but always \
\ welcome visitors. /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ It is right that he too should have his \
| little chronicle, his memories, his |
| reason, and be able to recognize the |
| good in the bad, the bad in the worst, |
| and so grow gently old all down the |
| unchanging days and die one day like |
| any other day, only shorter. |
| |
\ -- Samuel Beckett, "Malone Dies" /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ In a museum in Havana, there are two \
| skulls of Christopher Columbus, "one |
| when he was a boy and one when he was a |
| man." |
| |
\ -- Mark Twain /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________________
/ Q: What's the difference between Bell \
| Labs and the Boy Scouts of America? A: |
\ The Boy Scouts have adult supervision. /
----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_______________________________________
/ The bay-trees in our country are all \
| wither'd And meteors fright the fixed |
| stars of heaven; The pale-faced moon |
| looks bloody on the earth And |
| lean-look'd prophets whisper fearful |
| change. These signs forerun the death |
| or fall of kings. |
| |
\ -- Wm. Shakespeare, "Richard II" /
---------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________________
< Your present plans will be successful. >
----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

______________________________________
< You're at the end of the road again. >
--------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

______________________________________
/ Q: What's hard going in and soft and \
\ sticky coming out? A: Chewing gum. /
--------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________________
/ Q: How many hardware engineers does it \
| take to change a light bulb? A: None. |
| We'll fix it in software. |
| |
| Q: How many system programmers does it |
| take to change a light bulb? A: None. |
| The application can work around it. |
| |
| Q: How many software engineers does it |
| take to change a light bulb? A: None. |
| We'll document it in the manual. |
| |
| Q: How many tech writers does it take |
| to change a light bulb? A: None. The |
\ user can figure it out. /
----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

______________________________________
/ Many pages make a thick book, except \
| for pocket Bibles which are on very |
\ very thin paper. /
--------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

__________________________________
< You will pass away very quickly. >
----------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ Live in a world of your own, but always \
\ welcome visitors. /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_______________________________________
/ Q: What do monsters eat? A: Things. \
| |
| Q: What do monsters drink? A: Coke. |
\ (Because Things go better with Coke.) /
---------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________________
/ Q: Why do firemen wear red suspenders? \
| A: To conform with departmental |
\ regulations concerning uniform dress. /
----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ In the space of one hundred and \
| seventy-six years the Mississippi has |
| shortened itself two hundred and |
| forty-two miles. Therefore ... in the |
| Old Silurian Period the Mississippi |
| River was upward of one million three |
| hundred thousand miles long ... seven |
| hundred and forty-two years from now |
| the Mississippi will be only a mile and |
| three-quarters long. ... There is |
| something fascinating about science. |
| One gets such wholesome returns of |
| conjecture out of such a trifling |
| investment of fact. |
| |
\ -- Mark Twain /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ Give your very best today. Heaven knows \
\ it's little enough. /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_______________________________________
/ As flies to wanton boys are we to the \
| gods; they kill us for their sport. |
| |
\ -- Shakespeare, "King Lear" /
---------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_______________________________________
/ Troubled day for virgins over 16 who \
| are beautiful and wealthy and live in |
\ eucalyptus trees. /
---------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ You will be reincarnated as a toad; and \
\ you will be much happier. /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_____________________________________
/ Fine day to work off excess energy. \
\ Steal something heavy. /
-------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________________
/ Q: What do you call a WASP who doesn't \
| work for his father, isn't a |
| |
| lawyer, and believes in social causes? |
\ A: A failure. /
----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________________
/ It has long been an axiom of mine that \
| the little things are infinitely the |
| most important. |
| |
| -- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, "A Case of |
\ Identity" /
----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________________
/ Always the dullness of the fool is the \
| whetstone of the wits. |
| |
| -- William Shakespeare, "As You Like |
\ It" /
----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_______________________________________
/ You will be singled out for promotion \
\ in your work. /
---------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ You are deeply attached to your friends \
\ and acquaintances. /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ Seeing that death, a necessary end, \
| Will come when it will come. |
| |
\ -- William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar" /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

____________________________
< You will soon forget this. >
----------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________________
/ Steady movement is more important than \
| speed, much of the time. So long as |
| there is a regular progression of |
| stimuli to get your mental hooks into, |
| there is room for lateral movement. |
| Once this begins, its rate is a matter |
| of discretion. |
| |
\ -- Corwin, Prince of Amber /
----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

______________________________________
/ Q: How many marketing people does it \
| take to change a light bulb? A: I'll |
\ have to get back to you on that. /
--------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_____________________________________
/ Your true value depends entirely on \
\ what you are compared with. /
-------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ Like an expensive sports car, \
| fine-tuned and well-built, Portia was |
| sleek, shapely, and gorgeous, her red |
| jumpsuit moulding her body, which was |
| as warm as seatcovers in July, her hair |
| as dark as new tires, her eyes flashing |
| like bright hubcaps, and her lips as |
| dewy as the beads of fresh rain on the |
| hood; she was a woman driven -- fueled |
| by a single accelerant -- and she |
| needed a man, a man who wouldn't shift |
| from his views, a man to steer her |
| along the right road: a man like Alf |
| Romeo. |
| |
| -- Rachel Sheeley, winner |
| |
| The hair ball blocking the drain of the |
| shower reminded Laura she would never |
| see her little dog Pritzi again. |
| |
| -- Claudia Fields, runner-up |
| |
| It could have been an organically based |
| disturbance of the brain -- perhaps a |
| tumor or a metabolic deficiency -- but |
| after a thorough neurological exam it |
| was determined that Byron was simply a |
| jerk. |
| |
| -- Jeff Jahnke, runner-up |
| |
| Winners in the 7th Annual Bulwer-Lytton |
| Bad Writing Contest. The contest is |
| named after the author of the immortal |
| lines: "It was a dark and stormy |
| night." The object of the contest is to |
| write the opening sentence of the worst |
\ possible novel. /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

___________________________________
/ Don't look back, the lemmings are \
\ gaining on you. /
-----------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
< Bank error in your favor. Collect $200. >
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________
< Be different: conform. >
------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________________
/ You will be married within a year, and \
\ divorced within two. /
----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

______________________________________
/ "Not Hercules could have knock'd out \
| his brains, for he had none." |
| |
\ -- Shakespeare /
--------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

____________________________________
< Don't read everything you believe. >
------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________________
/ Never laugh at live dragons. \
| |
| -- Bilbo Baggins [J.R.R. Tolkien, "The |
\ Hobbit"] /
----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

____________________
< You'll be sorry... >
--------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ Soap and education are not as sudden as \
| a massacre, but they are more deadly in |
| the long run. |
| |
\ -- Mark Twain /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________
/ Domestic happiness and faithful \
\ friends. /
---------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud \
\ tie. /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________
< Don't get to bragging. >
------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_____________________________________
/ Let him choose out of my files, his \
| projects to accomplish. |
| |
\ -- Shakespeare, "Coriolanus" /
-------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
< Day of inquiry. You will be subpoenaed. >
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

____________________________
< You will soon forget this. >
----------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

____________________________________
/ FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE \
| GREAT ANSWERS: #13 A: Doc, Happy, |
| Bashful, Dopey, Sneezy, Sleepy, & |
| Grumpy Q: Who were the Democratic |
\ presidential candidates? /
------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_______________________________________
/ You will give someone a piece of your \
\ mind, which you can ill afford. /
---------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: \
| Unique up on it! |
| |
| Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit? A: |
\ The tame way! /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________________
/ Water, taken in moderation cannot hurt \
| anybody. |
| |
\ -- Mark Twain /
----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ You will be recognized and honored as a \
\ community leader. /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

____________________________________
/ It's lucky you're going so slowly, \
| because you're going in the wrong |
\ direction. /
------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________________
/ Man is the only animal that blushes -- \
| or needs to. |
| |
\ -- Mark Twain /
----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ Best of all is never to have been born. \
\ Second best is to die soon. /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ I got a hint of things to come when I \
| overheard my boss lamenting, 'The books |
| are done and we still don't have an |
| author! I must sign someone today! |
| |
| -- Tamim Ansary, "Edutopia Magazine, |
| Issue 2, November 2004" |
| |
\ on the topic of school textbooks /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________
/ FORTRAN rots the brain. \
| |
\ -- John McQuillin /
-------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________
/ FORTRAN rots the brain. \
| |
\ -- John McQuillin /
-------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_______________________________________
/ A Difficulty for Every Solution. \
| |
\ -- Motto of the Federal Civil Service /
---------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_______________________________________
/ "sic transit discus mundi" (From the \
| System Administrator's Guide, by Lars |
\ Wirzenius) /
---------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________________
/ A fool's brain digests philosophy into \
| folly, science into superstition, and |
| art into pedantry. Hence University |
| education. |
| |
\ -- G. B. Shaw /
----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

______________________________________
< Only God can make random selections. >
--------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ I was offered a job as a hoodlum and I \
| turned it down cold. A thief is anybody |
| who gets out and works for his living, |
| like robbing a bank or breaking into a |
| place and stealing stuff, or kidnapping |
| somebody. He really gives some effort |
| to it. A hoodlum is a pretty lousy sort |
| of scum. He works for gangsters and |
| bumps guys off when they have been put |
| on the spot. Why, after I'd made my |
| rep, some of the Chicago Syndicate |
| wanted me to work for them as a hood -- |
| you know, handling a machine gun. They |
| offered me two hundred and fifty |
| dollars a week and all the protection I |
| needed. I was on the lam at the time |
| and not able to work at my regular |
| line. But I wouldn't consider it. "I'm |
| a thief," I said. "I'm no lousy |
| hoodlum." |
| |
| -- Alvin Karpis, "Public Enemy Number |
\ One" /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

______________________________________
/ You are in a maze of little twisting \
\ passages, all different. /
--------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

______________________________________
/ You are in a maze of little twisting \
\ passages, all different. /
--------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ A reader reports that when the patient \
| died, the attending doctor recorded the |
| following on the patient's chart: |
| "Patient failed to fulfill his wellness |
| potential." |
| |
| Another doctor reports that in a recent |
| issue of the *American Journal of |
| Family Practice* fleas were called |
| "hematophagous arthropod vectors." |
| |
| A reader reports that the Army calls |
| them "vertically deployed anti- |
| personnel devices." You probably call |
| them bombs. |
| |
| At McClellan Air Force base in |
| Sacramento, California, civilian |
| mechanics were placed on "non-duty, |
| non-pay status." That is, they were |
| fired. |
| |
| After taking the trip of a lifetime, |
| our reader sent his twelve rolls of |
| film to Kodak for developing (or |
| "processing," as Kodak likes to call |
| it) only to receive the following |
| notice: "We must report that during the |
| handling of your twelve 35mm Kodachrome |
| slide orders, the films were involved |
| in an unusual laboratory experience." |
| The use of the passive is a |
| particularly nice touch, don't you |
| think? Nobody did anything to the |
| films; they just had a bad experience. |
| Of course our reader can always go back |
| to Tibet and take his pictures all over |
| again, using the twelve replacement |
| rolls Kodak so generously sent him. |
| |
| -- Quarterly Review of Doublespeak |
\ (NCTE) /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ A vivid and creative mind characterizes \
\ you. /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman \
| I've ever known. |
| |
\ -- Walt Disney /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_______________________________________
/ I loved her with a love thirsty and \
| desperate. I felt that we two might |
| commit some act so atrocious that the |
| world, seeing us, would find it |
| irresistible. |
| |
| -- Gene Wolfe, "The Shadow of the |
\ Torturer" /
---------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

______________________________________
/ Look DEEP into the OPENINGS!! Do you \
| see any ELVES or EDSELS ... or a |
\ HIGHBALL?? ... /
--------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________________
/ Flirting is the gentle art of making a \
| man feel pleased with himself. |
| |
\ -- Helen Rowland /
----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of \
| the unfashionable end of the Western |
| Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small |
| unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at |
| a distance of roughly ninety-eight |
| million miles is an utterly |
| insignificant little blue-green planet |
| whose ape-descended life forms are so |
| amazingly primitive that they still |
| think digital watches are a pretty neat |
| idea ... |
| |
| -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's |
\ Guide to the Galaxy" /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ The Commandments of the EE: \
| |
| (9) Trifle thee not with radioactive |
| tubes and substances lest thou |
| |
| commence to glow in the dark like a |
| lightning bug, and thy wife be |
| |
| frustrated and have not further use for |
| thee except for thy wages. (10) Commit |
| thou to memory all the words of the |
| prophets which are |
| |
| written down in thy Bible which is the |
| National Electrical Code, |
| |
| and giveth out with the straight dope |
| and consoleth thee when |
| |
| thou hast suffered a ream job by the |
| chief electrician. (11) When thou |
| muckest about with a device in an |
| unthinking and/or |
| |
| unknowing manner, thou shalt keep one |
| hand in thy pocket. Better |
| |
| that thou shouldest keep both hands in |
| thy pockets than |
| |
| experimentally determine the electrical |
| potential of an |
| |
\ innocent-seeming device. /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_______________________________________
/ God helps them that help themselves. \
| |
| -- Benjamin Franklin, "Poor Richard's |
\ Almanac" /
---------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ Glib's Fourth Law of Unreliability: \
| |
| Investment in reliability will increase |
| until it exceeds the |
| |
| probable cost of errors, or until |
| someone insists on getting |
| |
\ some useful work done. /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

___________________________________
/ Q: What is green and lives in the \
\ ocean? A: Moby Pickle. /
-----------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ FORTUNE REMEMBERS THE GREAT MOTHERS: #5 \
| |
| "And, and, and, and, but, but, but, |
| but!" |
| |
\ -- Mrs. Janice Markowsky, April 8, 1965 /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ Keep in mind always the four constant \
| Laws of Frisbee: |
| |
| (1) The most powerful force in the |
| world is that of a disc |
| |
| straining to land under a car, just out |
| of reach (this |
| |
| force is technically termed "car |
| suck"). |
| |
| (2) Never precede any maneuver by a |
| comment more predictive |
| |
| than "Watch this!" |
| |
| (3) The probability of a Frisbee |
| hitting something is directly |
| |
| proportional to the cost of hitting it. |
| For instance, a |
| |
| Frisbee will always head directly |
| towards a policeman or |
| |
| a little old lady rather than the beat |
| up Chevy. |
| |
| (4) Your best throw happens when no one |
| is watching; when the |
| |
| cute girl you've been trying to impress |
| is watching, the |
| |
| Frisbee will invariably bounce out of |
| your hand or hit you |
| |
\ in the head and knock you silly. /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

______________________________________
/ "He's the kind of man for the times \
\ that need the kind of man he is ..." /
--------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud \
\ tie. /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ I stopped believing in Santa Claus when \
| I was six. Mother took me to see him in |
| a department store and he asked for my |
| autograph. |
| |
\ -- Shirley Temple /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________________
/ <LackOfKan> What are 'bots'? <``Erik> \
| rsg is a bot, not a human, not a human |
| usable client, just a bot. <``Erik> |
| about the same as a quake bot, except |
| irc bots are (usually) |
| |
| built to help, not shoot your ass full |
\ of holes /
----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_____________________________________
/ Well, Jim, I'm not much of an actor \
\ either. /
-------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

______________________________________
/ <KatanaJ> Note on a chem lab fridge- \
| "This refrigerator is not explosion- |
| |
\ proof". /
--------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________________
/ From the Pro 350 Pocket Service Guide, \
| p. 49, Step 5 of the instructions on |
| removing an I/O board from the card |
| cage, comes a new experience in sound: |
| |
| 5. Turn the handle to the right 90 |
| degrees. The pin-spreading |
| |
| sound is normal for this type of |
\ connector. /
----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

______________________________
< A king's castle is his home. >
------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_______________________________________
/ We are all born equal... just some of \
\ us are more equal than others. /
---------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ I am a friend of the working man, and I \
| would rather be his friend than be one. |
| |
\ -- Clarence Darrow /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ Thousands of days of civilians ... have \
| produced a ... feeling for the |
\ aesthetic modules -- /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ Marijuana will be legal some day, \
| because the many law students who now |
| smoke pot will someday become |
| congressmen and legalize it in order to |
| protect themselves. |
| |
\ -- Lenny Bruce /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ Hypocrisy \
| |
| When the Way is forgotten Duty and |
| justice appear; Then knowledge and |
| wisdom are born Along with hypocrisy. |
| When harmonious relationships dissolve |
| Then respect and devotion arise; When a |
| nation falls to chaos Then loyalty and |
| patriotism are born. |
| |
\ -- Lao Tse, "Tao Te Ching" /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_______________________________________
/ Q: What's the difference between USL \
| and the Titanic? A: The Titanic had a |
\ band. /
---------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_____________________________________
/ design, v.: \
| |
\ What you regret not doing later on. /
-------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________________
/ We wish you a Hare Krishna We wish you \
| a Hare Krishna We wish you a Hare |
| Krishna And a Sun Myung Moon! |
| |
\ -- Maxwell Smart /
----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ Marriage is a romance in which the hero \
\ dies in the first chapter. /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_____________________________________
< Every solution breeds new problems. >
-------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

__________________________________
/ Support your right to bare arms! \
| |
| -- A message from the National |
\ Short-Sleeved Shirt Association /
----------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ Real software engineers don't debug \
| programs, they verify correctness. This |
| process doesn't necessarily involve |
| execution of anything on a computer, |
| except perhaps a Correctness |
\ Verification Aid package. /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________________
/ It's no surprise that things are so \
| screwed up: everyone that knows how to |
| run a government is either driving |
| taxicabs or cutting hair. |
| |
\ -- George Burns /
----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ The PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY is CRYING for an \
\ END to BURT REYNOLDS movies!! /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________________
/ I'm not offering myself as an example; \
\ every life evolves by its own laws. /
----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

______________________________________
/ If the master dies and the disciple \
| grieves, the lives of both have been |
\ wasted. /
--------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ Most people can't understand how others \
| can blow their noses differently than |
| they do. |
| |
\ -- Turgenev /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_______________________________________
/ Blutarsky's Axiom: \
| |
| Nothing is impossible for the man who |
\ will not listen to reason. /
---------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________________
/ Honorable, adj.: \
| |
| Afflicted with an impediment in one's |
| reach. In legislative |
| |
| bodies, it is customary to mention all |
| members as honorable; as, |
| |
| "the honorable gentleman is a scurvy |
| cur." |
| |
| -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's |
\ Dictionary" /
----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

______________________________________
/ Divorce Assumption: \
| |
| A form of Safety Net-ism, the belief |
| that if a marriage doesn't work out, |
| then there is no problem because |
| partners can simply seek a divorce. |
| |
| -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: |
| Tales for an Accelerated |
| |
\ Culture" /
--------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_______________________________________
/ <joost> Do you mean to say that I can \
| read mail with vi too? ;-) <Joey> |
| Didn't you know that? <Joey> :r |
| /var/spool/mail/jk |
| |
\ -- Seen on #debian-mentors /
---------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

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/ Committee Rules: \
| |
| (1) Never arrive on time, or you will |
| be stamped a beginner. |
| |
| (2) Don't say anything until the |
| meeting is half over; this |
| |
| stamps you as being wise. |
| |
| (3) Be as vague as possible; this |
| prevents irritating the |
| |
| others. |
| |
| (4) When in doubt, suggest that a |
| subcommittee be appointed. |
| |
| (5) Be the first to move for |
| adjournment; this will make you |
| |
| popular -- it's what everyone is |
\ waiting for. /
---------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________________
/ "It is better for civilization to be \
| going down the drain than to be coming |
| up it." |
| |
\ -- Henry Allen /
----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

______________________________________
/ You are only young once, but you can \
\ stay immature indefinitely. /
--------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

______________________________________
/ HOW TO PROVE IT, PART 1 \
| |
| proof by example: |
| |
| The author gives only the case n = 2 |
| and suggests that it |
| |
| contains most of the ideas of the |
| general proof. |
| |
| proof by intimidation: |
| |
| 'Trivial'. |
| |
| proof by vigorous handwaving: |
| |
| Works well in a classroom or seminar |
\ setting. /
--------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

______________________________
/ Don't steal... the IRS hates \
\ competition! /
------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ If for every rule there is an \
| exception, then we have established |
| that there is an exception to every |
| rule. If we accept "For every rule |
| there is an exception" as a rule, then |
| we must concede that there may not be |
| an exception after all, since the rule |
| states that there is always the |
| possibility of exception, and if we |
| follow it to its logical end we must |
| agree that there can be an exception to |
| the rule that for every rule there is |
| an exception. |
| |
\ -- Bill Boquist /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_______________________________________
/ Some men are all right in their place \
| -- if they only the knew the right |
| places! |
| |
\ -- Mae West /
---------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ Behind all the political rhetoric being \
| hurled at us from abroad, we are |
| bringing home one unassailable fact -- |
| [terrorism is] a crime by any civilized |
| standard, committed against innocent |
| people, away from the scene of |
| political conflict, and must be dealt |
| with as a crime. . . . |
| |
| [I]n our recognition of the nature of |
| terrorism as a crime lies our best hope |
| of dealing with it. . . . |
| |
| [L]et us use the tools that we have. |
| Let us invoke the cooperation we have |
| the right to expect around the world, |
| and with that cooperation let us shrink |
| the dark and dank areas of sanctuary |
| until these cowardly marauders are held |
| to answer as criminals in an open and |
| public trial for the crimes they have |
| committed, and receive the punishment |
| they so richly deserve. |
| |
| -- William H. Webster, Director, |
| Federal Bureau of Investigation, 15 Oct |
\ 1985 /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

___________________________________
/ Cobol programmers are down in the \
\ dumps. /
-----------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

___________________________________
/ Give your child mental blocks for \
\ Christmas. /
-----------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_____________________________________
/ Truth is hard to find and harder to \
\ obscure. /
-------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ I tell ya, I was an ugly kid. I was so \
| ugly that my dad kept the kid's picture |
| that came with the wallet he bought. |
| |
\ -- Rodney Dangerfield /
-----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________________
/ The college graduate is presented with \
| a sheepskin to cover his intellectual |
| nakedness. |
| |
\ -- Robert M. Hutchins /
----------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

______________________________________
/ Imagine if every Thursday your shoes \
| exploded if you tied them the usual |
| way. This happens to us all the time |
| with computers, and nobody thinks of |
| complaining. |
| |
\ -- Jeff Raskin /
--------------------------------------
|
(^-====-/^)
> === //< ,.---..__
:== q^^p ==: ,...- | |' '.
\__ qp ___/~.- | , || / '-._______ __.":
^---^ | | | |/ .^-./ _)_)__))_).'
:| | | | ' / / {/
/ / | / \
, / | / __' \ \
- | | *~ /\ \
^^ - / - '---'''''' | | \ \
| -^^ | | | | | |
dddd | | | | dddd
| | dddd
dddd*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)