JokesWareHouse.com Joke of the day - 2nd August, 2011 -
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Too Sick to Work
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Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really
sick. I got headache, stomachache and my legs hurt. I not come work."
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I can go to work. You should try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."
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