JokesWareHouse.com Joke of the day - 4th June, 2011 - http://www.jokeswarehouse.com

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My Tax Remittance for 2004
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Enclosed is my 2005 Form 1040, together with payment. Please take note
of the attached article from "USA Today" archives. In the article, you will note that the Pentagon paid $171.50 each for hammers and NASA paid
$600.00 each for toilet seats. Please find enclosed in this package four
toilet seats (value $2,400.00) and six hammers (value $1,029.00). This is
in payment for my total tax due of $3,429.00. Out of a sense of patriotic
duty, and to assist in the political purification of our government, I am also enclosing a 15 inch Phillips head screw driver, for which HUD duly recorded
and approved a purchase value of $2200, as my contribution to fulfill the Presidential Election Fund option on Form 1040. It has been a pleasure to
pay my taxes this year and I look forward to paying them again next year
in accordance with officially established government values.

Sincerely, Another satisfied American taxpayer.



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