Elevated Train
A man has to attend a large convention in Chicago. On this
particular trip he decides to bring his wife. When they
arrive at their hotel and are shown to their room, the man
says, "You rest here while I register. I'll be back within
an hour."
The wife lies down on the bed. Just then, an elevated train
passes by very close to the window and shakes the room so
hard she's thrown out of the bed. Thinking this must be a
freak occurrence, she lies down once more. Again a train
shakes the room so violently, she's pitched to the floor.
Exasperated, she calls the front desk and asks for the
manager. The manager says he'll be right up. The manager
(naturally) is skeptical, but the wife insists the story is
true.
"Look, lie here on the bed. You'll be thrown right to the
floor!" the woman says.
So he lies down next to the wife. Just then the husband
walks in.
"What are you doing here?" the husband asks.
The manager replies, "Would you believe I'm waiting for a
train?"
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