Fried Chicken
Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I
said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right,
because everyone else in the class laughed. My parents told
me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken
is my favorite animal.
I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was
probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very
much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway,
my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him
what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to
do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite
live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me
why, just like she'd asked the other children. So I told her
it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She
sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed,
and told me not to do it again.
I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but
my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we
admire most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders."
Guess where I am now...
Received from Chuck Welsh.
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