Dog Rules
1. The dog is NOT allowed in the house.
2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but ONLY in
certain rooms.
3. The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay OFF the
furniture.
4. The dog can get on the OLD furniture only.
5. Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not
allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.
6. Okay, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by
invitation.
7. The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not
under the covers.
8. The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only.
9. The dog can sleep under the covers every night.
10. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers
with the dog.
Received from Becky Day.
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