Fast Food
My husband was going on a diet, but when we pulled into a
fast-food restaurant, he ordered a milkshake. I pointed out
that a shake isn't exactly the best snack for someone who
wants to lose weight. He agreed, but he didn't change his
order.
The long line must have given him time to make the
connection between his order and his waistline.
As the woman handed him his shake, she said, "Sorry about
the wait."
"That's okay," he replied. "I'm going to lose it."
(Reader's Digest)
Received from Stan Kegel.
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