Last Wishes
A woman was talking to her friends about her husband who had
passed away.
When her husband was on his death bed, and he told her that
he had three envelopes in his desk drawer that would "take
care" of all of the arrangements. Well, he died shortly
thereafter, so the wife opened the drawer and there were 3
envelopes just like he said.
One the first envelope it said "for the casket." There was
$5,000.00 in the envelope, so she bought him a very nice
casket.
The second envelope said "for the expenses" and had
$4,000.00 in it so she paid all the bills from the funeral.
The third envelope said "for the stone" and had $3,000.00 in
it. She then held her hand out to her friends and said,
"Isn't it Beautiful!!!"
Received from Thomas Ellsworth.
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