• [GCFL.net] Sign the Tweedy

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    Sign the Tweedy

    /* Have a safe and happy 4th of July America! */

    In answer to the question, "Give reasons why you would or
    would not sign the Declaration of Independence if you lived
    at the time of the signing" given to a group of fourth grade
    students:

    1. I would not want to be shot, killed, I wouldn't want to
    pay taxes and be treated the way the colonies where being
    treated the king of England was the meanest the foulest
    person on earth.

    2. I would sign that tweedy because, if we did not sign the
    tweedy this would happen the world would be cruel and maybe
    if we did not win the war there would only be 49 stats or
    even 48 or 47.

    3. If the war was over and we lost then a little part of
    America would not be ours.

    4. And another thing if we did not sign that tweedy then we
    wouldn't be learning the declaration of independence and
    would have never learned about that any tweedy in the first
    place.

    5. Now this is the main thing if we did not sign that thing
    then there would be no state but most important no
    freedom!!!

    Received from Kent Wilcox.

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