JokesWareHouse.com Joke of the day - 3rd July, 2011 - http://www.jokeswarehouse.com

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New Las Vegas Slogans
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"What Happens Here, Stays Here" is getting old, so a contest is being
held for new slogans. Here are the leading contenders:

1) Las Vegas: Better than Detroit (Actually, this works for any city.)

2) It's The Gambling, Stupid

3) You're Broke, Hung Over and Pissed. Now Go Home

4) Where Luck Goes to Die

5) More Than Thirty Million Schmucks a Year Can't Be Wrong

6) We've Got What It Takes To Take What You've Got




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