Fairy Godmother

As an elderly lady sat on her front porch reflecting on her
long life, a fairy godmother suddenly appeared and offered
to fulfill three wishes for her.

"Well," said the woman, "I guess I'd like to be rich."

POOF: The fairy godmother turned her rocking chair into
solid gold.

"And I wouldn't mind being a young and beautiful princess."

POOF: The fairy godmother turned the old woman into an
exquisite young princess with a priceless crown of jewels.

"Your third wish?" asked the fairy godmother.

The elderly woman's dog raised his head and uttered a single
weak, hoarse "woof."

"Could you possibly turn my wonderful dog into a handsome
prince?"

POOF: There, in front of the old woman, who had now turned
into a beautiful princess, stood the most handsome young man
she had ever seen, more handsome than she could possibly
have imagined.

She stared at him in awe, completely smitten. As he came
toward her, her knees weakened.

He bent down, brushing his lips across her ear as he
whispered, "I'll bet you're sorry you had me neutered."

Received from Debbie Fox.

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