• [GCFL.net] Fairy Godmother

    From The Good, Clean Funnies List@TIME to League10 jokes on Fri Jul 1 02:00:03 2011
    Fairy Godmother

    As an elderly lady sat on her front porch reflecting on her
    long life, a fairy godmother suddenly appeared and offered
    to fulfill three wishes for her.

    "Well," said the woman, "I guess I'd like to be rich."

    POOF: The fairy godmother turned her rocking chair into
    solid gold.

    "And I wouldn't mind being a young and beautiful princess."

    POOF: The fairy godmother turned the old woman into an
    exquisite young princess with a priceless crown of jewels.

    "Your third wish?" asked the fairy godmother.

    The elderly woman's dog raised his head and uttered a single
    weak, hoarse "woof."

    "Could you possibly turn my wonderful dog into a handsome
    prince?"

    POOF: There, in front of the old woman, who had now turned
    into a beautiful princess, stood the most handsome young man
    she had ever seen, more handsome than she could possibly
    have imagined.

    She stared at him in awe, completely smitten. As he came
    toward her, her knees weakened.

    He bent down, brushing his lips across her ear as he
    whispered, "I'll bet you're sorry you had me neutered."

    Received from Debbie Fox.

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