Election
The kids in the neighborhood held an election. The grownups
were astonished that a four-year-old had been elected
president.
"That boy must be a born leader," one dad observed. "How
does it happen that all you bigger boys voted for him?"
"Well, you see, Dad," one lad replied, "he cannot very well
be secretary because he does not know how to write. He would
not do for treasurer because he is not able to count. He
would never do for sergeant-at-arms because he is too little
to throw anybody out. If we did not choose him for anything,
he would feel bad. So we made him president."
Received from Doc's Daily Chuckle.
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