Final Exam
It was the final examination for an introductory English
course at Baylor University. Like many such freshmen
courses, it was designed to weed out new students, having
over 800 students in the class. The examination was two
hours long, and exam booklets were provided.
The professor was very strict and told the class that any
exam that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not
be accepted and the student would fail.
One-half hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and
asked the professor for an exam booklet.
"You're not going to have time to finish this," the
professor said as he handed the student a booklet.
"Yes, I will," replied the student.
He then took a seat and began writing. After two hours the
professor called for the exams, and the students filed up
and handed them in.
All except the last student, who continued writing. One-half
hour later, the student came up to the professor, who was
sitting at his desk preparing for his next class. He
attempted to put his exam on the stack of exam booklets
already there.
"No, you don't. I'm not going to accept that. It's late."
The student looked incredulous and angry. "Do you know who I
am?"
"No, as a matter of fact I don't," replied the professor
with an air of sarcasm in his voice.
"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" the student asked again.
"No, and I don't care," replied the professor with an air of
superiority.
"Good," replied the student, who quickly lifted the stack of
completed exams, stuffed his in the middle, and walked out
of the room.
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