• Jokes Warehouse Joke of the Day - 25th June, 2011

    From jotd@jokeswarehouse.com@TIME to l10jokes@bbs.hulds.com on Sat Jun 25 20:47:58 2011
    JokesWareHouse.com Joke of the day - 25th June, 2011 - http://www.jokeswarehouse.com

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    Camel Questions
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    A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, "Mom, why
    have I got these huge three toed feet?"

    The mother replies, "Well son, when we trek across the desert your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand."

    "Okay," says the son.

    A few minutes later the son asks, "Mom, why have I got these great long eyelashes?"

    "They are there to keep the sand out of your eyes on the trips through the desert."

    "Thanks Mom," replies the son.

    After a short while, the son returns and asks, "Mom, why have I got these great
    big humps on my back??"

    His mother replies impatiently, "They are there to help us store water for our long treks across the desert."

    "That's great Mom. So we have huge feet to stop us sinking, and long eyelashes to keep the sand from our eyes, and these humps to store water, but Mom..."

    "Yes, son?"

    "Do we really need all of these in the zoo?"




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