New Bicycle
I was visiting customers in their home one afternoon. While
I was talking to them, their four-year-old little girl,
whose name was Michelle, tugged on my pants leg and
excitedly exclaimed, "I got a new bicycle. Do you want to
see it?"
I said, "Sure, Michelle." So off to the backyard we went.
Upon getting there, I saw a brand-new girl's bicycle. "Wow,
Michelle! That's a beautiful bicycle," I complimented. "Can
you ride it?"
"Yeah, I can ride it," she said, and then with a sad face
she pouted, "but it's broke."
I looked at the new bicycle and couldn't see anything wrong
with it, so I asked her, "What's wrong with it?"
"I don't know," she shrugged, "but every time I ride it, it
falls down!"
Received from Thomas Ellsworth.
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