Misc. jokes
From
Nightfox to
All on Thu May 26 12:45:38 2016
A few random jokes:
How many ears does Captain Kirk have?
3 - His left ear, his right ear, and his final front ear.
What does a buffalo say to his child when he leaves for school?
"Bye, son."
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia.
A priest, a nun, a clown, a neurosurgeon, and a comedian all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"
How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it.