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    From JOE MACKEY@1:135/392 to ALL on Wed Dec 22 04:13:10 2021
    Christmas Carols for the Psychotically Challenged:

    SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do You Hear What I Hear?

    MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER: We Three Kings Disoriented Are

    DEMENTIA: I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas

    NARCISSISTIC: Hark, the Herald Angels Sing About Me

    MANIC: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores
    and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire
    Hydrants and . . .

    PARANOID: Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me

    PERSONALITY DISORDER: You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

    DEPRESSION: Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All Is Flat, All Is Lonely

    OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER: Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle
    Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, ........ (better
    start again)

    PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE PERSONALITY: On The First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me (and then took it all away)

    BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire.

    Joe
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  • From George Pope@1:153/757 to Joe Mackey on Tue Dec 28 08:08:04 2021
    Did you write these?

    /G

    Christmas Carols for the Psychotically Challenged:
    SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do You Hear What I Hear?
    MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER: We Three Kings Disoriented Are
    DEMENTIA: I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas
    NARCISSISTIC: Hark, the Herald Angels Sing About Me
    MANIC: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores
    and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire
    Hydrants and . . .
    PARANOID: Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me
    PERSONALITY DISORDER: You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why
    DEPRESSION: Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All Is Flat, All Is Lonely OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER: Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle
    Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, ........ (better
    start again)
    PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE PERSONALITY: On The First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me (and then took it all away)
    BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire.
    Joe

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  • From JOE MACKEY@1:135/392 to GEORGE POPE on Fri Dec 31 02:24:18 2021
    CP inquired --

    Did you write these?

    Christmas Carols for the Psychotically Challenged:

    No, I think someone else sent those.
    The ones I sent were ones I got several years ago and kept forgetting to
    send until after Christmas.
    But these are very good and plan on stealing them. :)
    Joe
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  • From George Pope@1:153/757 to Joe Mackey on Fri Dec 31 12:15:36 2021
    CP inquired --
    Did you write these?
    Christmas Carols for the Psychotically Challenged:
    No, I think someone else sent those.
    The ones I sent were ones I got several years ago and kept forgetting to
    send until after Christmas.
    But these are very good and plan on stealing them.

    Yup, I'm the sam,e -- get good jokes, puns, memes, &/or taglines & don't get them off until asfter the event they're set to.

    Oh well, funny is funny all year round!

    & they qualify even more as "Memories & Nostalgia" that way, hmm?
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    * Origin: The Rusty MailBox - Penticton, BC Canada (1:153/757)