At my age, "getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in here for.

Old age is coming at a really bad time.

I'm going to retire and live off of my savings. Not sure what I'll do the second week.

Last week I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet.


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At my age, "getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in here for.
Old age is coming at a really bad time.
I'm going to retire and live off of my savings. Not sure what I'll do the second week.
Last week I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet.

Nice!

For me getting lucky refers more to the toilet than the bed!

Three rules for seniors:
1. Never trust a fart.
2. Never pass a bathroom.
3. Never waste a hard-on.

A poem:
Procrastination is my sin;
It brings me endless sorrow.
I really must stop doing it;
In fact, I'll start tomorrow!

I learned that one 35+ years ago & promptly memorized it, as it was just so "me."



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George Pope wrote to Dennis Katsonis <=-

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At my age, "getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in here for.
Old age is coming at a really bad time.
I'm going to retire and live off of my savings. Not sure what I'll do the second week.
Last week I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet.

Nice!

For me getting lucky refers more to the toilet than the bed!

Three rules for seniors:
1. Never trust a fart.
2. Never pass a bathroom.
3. Never waste a hard-on.

A poem:
Procrastination is my sin;
It brings me endless sorrow.
I really must stop doing it;
In fact, I'll start tomorrow!

I learned that one 35+ years ago & promptly memorized it, as it was
just so "me."

Great poem!

I do admit I'm a bit of a procrastinator too. You know, sometimes it pays off, as some problems either sort themselves out, or dissapear by the time you get around to them.

... BoraxMan
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George Pope wrote to Dennis Katsonis <=-

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At my age, "getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I >> came in here for.
Old age is coming at a really bad time.
I'm going to retire and live off of my savings. Not sure what I'll do the >> second week.
Last week I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet. >> Nice!
For me getting lucky refers more to the toilet than the bed!
Three rules for seniors:
1. Never trust a fart.
2. Never pass a bathroom.
3. Never waste a hard-on.
A poem:
Procrastination is my sin;
It brings me endless sorrow.
I really must stop doing it;
In fact, I'll start tomorrow!
I learned that one 35+ years ago & promptly memorized it, as it was
just so "me."

Great poem!
I do admit I'm a bit of a procrastinator too. You know, sometimes it pays off
as some problems either sort themselves out, or dissapear by the time you get around to them.
... BoraxMan

True enough. I was in a computer class that wound up being all women, plus me, so the prof, as an icebreaker geared towards the majority, asked each of us to give a helpful housekeeping tip or trick.

They went around, giving fun stain-removing tips; then they came to me & I gave the ultimate in tips: Wait long enough & someone else will do it for you!

The next day, one lad cae & gave me a big hug, saying she didn't feel like doing the dishes, so she left them & sure enough, by morning they were all done!

I╞m mopping up my act!
Clean it, like you mean it.
Cleaning is my soap-erpower.
Cleaning is my dirt therapy!
Keep calm and keep cleaning on!
Sweep dreams are made of these!
It╞s cleaning o╞clock somewhere!
I find cleaning very mopp-ortant.
I dust can╞t handle the pressure!
I find laundry day sew satisfying.
Cleaning is my broom-mate activity! Cleaning is the key to a happy life. Cleaning mirrors is reflective therapy. Cleaning: my cardio and clarity booster! Don╞t brush me off∙I╞m here to clean up! Cleaning the stove is a burner of a task. When life gives you grime, make it shine! Cleaning: where I polish up my priorities! My cleaning game is simply sponge-tacular! Spill the tea, not the stains √ cleaning mode on!

Happy trails to you. . .


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