Happy birthday Canada on the 1st of July!
Do you know how Canada got its name?
I've herd of this story. . .
The three guys who discovered it put some letters in a bag and decided to name the country after the letters they pulled out.
First guy: I got a "C", eh.
Second guy: I got an "N", eh.
Third guy: I got a "D", eh.
Shh, that's our big secret! Or it WAS!!!!
Hopefully you guys will appreciate my Canada puns more than r/Jokes did I tried telling some but they were having Nunavut.
My daughter got me a ⌠Canada ⌠ sweater for Christmas... I asked why since we live in the USA?
⌠It╞s aspirational ⌠ she said.
Ooooof...
In response to the American coin shortage, Canada has committed to providing the U.S. aid
They give us Nickelback
Q: What do Canada and Mexico have in common? A: They have us in the middle.
A Canadian man is told to write a paper on a letter, so he says An "S," eh?
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