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    From Jay Harris@1:229/664 to All on Fri Apr 7 07:48:39 2023
    A man comes home after a hard day's work and opens the refrigerator
    to get a beer. Inside, he sees a squirrel taking a nap.

    "What are you doing in my fridge?" the man asks.

    The squirrel opens one sleepy eye and says, "Isn't this a Westinghouse?"

    "Um, yes," the man replies. "It is."

    "Well then," the squirrel says, shutting his eye again, "I am twying to west."

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  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to Jay Harris on Sat Apr 8 07:59:00 2023
    Jay,

    A man comes home after a hard day's work and opens the refrigerator
    to get a beer. Inside, he sees a squirrel taking a nap.

    "What are you doing in my fridge?" the man asks.

    The squirrel opens one sleepy eye and says, "Isn't this a
    Westinghouse?"

    "Um, yes," the man replies. "It is."

    "Well then," the squirrel says, shutting his eye again, "I am twying to west."

    Is his name Elmer Fuddnick?? <G>

    Daryl

    ... I got gas for 99 cents today...but it was from Taco Bell.
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