A man comes home after a hard day's work and opens the refrigerator
to get a beer. Inside, he sees a squirrel taking a nap.
"What are you doing in my fridge?" the man asks.
The squirrel opens one sleepy eye and says, "Isn't this a
Westinghouse?"
"Um, yes," the man replies. "It is."
"Well then," the squirrel says, shutting his eye again, "I am twying to west."
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