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on Tue Mar 21 08:27:58 2023
A neurologist was diagnosing a man who had lost the ability to do basic math.
"What's 9 plus 9?" "12".
"What's 8 and 8?" "10".
The doctor shook his head. "Very interesting. What about 6 times 5?"
The man thought for a second, and answered "1E".
"Aha, I've figured it out!" The doctor said. "Somebody's clearly put a hex on you."
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