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    From Jay Harris@1:229/664 to All on Thu Dec 22 07:34:36 2022
    Reader's Digest Joke of the Day

    After writing a speech for class, my daughter asked for input. I listened to her talk about sexually transmitted diseases, then gave my opinion.
    "It's great," I said. "There's one sentence in particular that I like."
    "Which one?" she asked.
    "The one where you write, 'The only way other than abstinence to be sure that you will not contract an STD is to remain in a monotonous relationship.'" --Kelli G.
    RD Issue: January 2007

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  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to Jay Harris on Fri Dec 23 01:18:00 2022
    Jay,

    After writing a speech for class, my daughter asked for input. I
    listened to her talk about sexually transmitted diseases, then gave my opinion. "It's great," I said. "There's one sentence in particular that
    I like." "Which one?" she asked.
    "The one where you write, 'The only way other than abstinence to be
    sure that you will not contract an STD is to remain in a monotonous relationship.'" --Kelli G.

    Screw that!! <G>

    Daryl

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