Does anyone know if there's a variety of toilet paper available that would fit into an inkjet printer?

I was just wondering, if it were existing how beautiful it would be to print each and every message by Alex G. onto it so that I would know what to wipe my arse with ...

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Hello All!

Friday October 31 2025 01:35, Ward Dossche wrote to you:

I was just wondering, if it were existing how beautiful it would be to print each and every message by Alex G. onto it so that I would know
what to wipe my arse with ...

Now Ward sounds like Donald Trump, dumping shit on everyone - just like he's been dumping shit on Fidonet all these years. Way to go, Ward, destroying this network, you're doing an amazing job!

Alex

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Buddy,

Now Ward sounds like Donald Trump, dumping shit on everyone - just like he's been dumping shit on Fidonet all these years. Way to go, Ward, destroying this network, you're doing an amazing job!

Let me tell you, when it comes to attempts at trying to annoy me, you don't even reach the ankles of the master in this art, the one whose name we're not supposed to mention.

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Hello Ward!

31 Oct 25 10:12, Ward Dossche wrote to Alex Galiyev:

Let me tell you, when it comes to attempts at trying to annoy me, you don't even reach the ankles of the master in this art, the one whose
name we're not supposed to mention.

So why did you ask for it? Feeling bored? Isn't there something else more worthy to write about?


Regards,
Gerrit

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Gerrit,

So why did you ask for it? Feeling bored? Isn't there something else more worthy to write about?

Anybody can write about worthy causes ... even you ...

But I'll give it a try one of these days.

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On 31 Oct 2025, Ward Dossche said the following...

Does anyone know if there's a variety of toilet paper available that
would fit into an inkjet printer?

I was just wondering, if it were existing how beautiful it would be to print each and every message by Alex G. onto it so that I would know
what to wipe my arse with ...

You may have a problem... Check Amazon!!!

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On 31 Oct 2025, Ward Dossche said the following...

Buddy,

Now Ward sounds like Donald Trump, dumping shit on everyone - just lik he's been dumping shit on Fidonet all these years. Way to go, Ward, destroying this network, you're doing an amazing job!

Let me tell you, when it comes to attempts at trying to annoy me, you don't even reach the ankles of the master in this art, the one whose
name we're not supposed to mention.

https://x.com/IBJOE/status/1984403677902463383

I found a solution for you!!!

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You may have a problem... Check Amazon!!!

You mean that company owned by Jeff Bezos, also the owner of the Washington Post suppressing a free press and prime dick-sucker of Trump?

Why would I venture there?

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Joe,

https://x.com/IBJOE/status/1984403677902463383

I found a solution for you!!!

:-)

OK, in a way that'll work, but I'd have to copy all the drivel first by hand ...

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Ward Dossche wrote to All <=-

Does anyone know if there's a variety of toilet paper available that
would fit into an inkjet printer?

I was just wondering, if it were existing how beautiful it would be to print each and every message by Alex G. onto it so that I would know
what to wipe my arse with ...

No judgement regarding Alex G's opinions (don't know offhand of his
work) but I did see an open-source inkjet project. It used a spool of
paper and printed downwards.

https://www.crowdsupply.com/open-tools/open-printer

You could feed the output end into a shredder and make a similar
statement.



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On 01 Nov 2025, Ward Dossche said the following...

Why would I venture there?

Because they may have a solution

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On 01 Nov 2025, Ward Dossche said the following...

I found a solution for you!!!

:-)

OK, in a way that'll work, but I'd have to copy all the drivel first by hand ...

I'm glad I could help!!!

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Why would I venture there?

Because they may have a solution

They may have, but their boss can be bought ...

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OK, in a way that'll work, but I'd have to copy all the drivel first IJ>WD> by hand ...

I'm glad I could help!!!

You mean ... you're going to do it for me?

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Does anyone know if there's a variety of toilet paper available that
would fit into an inkjet printer?

Why do you want to welcome hemorrhoids so easily?

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Does anyone know if there's a variety of toilet paper available that AB>WD> would fit into an inkjet printer?

Why do you want to welcome hemorrhoids so easily?

I think the knowledge gained from such an experiment would account for a giant leap in the advancement of the human race ... you know ... "One small turd in the toilet, one giant brown sweep for mankind...

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On 01 Nov 2025, Ward Dossche said the following...

I'm glad I could help!!!

You mean ... you're going to do it for me?

Wipe your ass??

No... Unless your real name is Wardina, or something like that, and you don't need too many beers to look kinda cute.

Alex might help... I heard stories about him on the net.

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I'm glad I could help!!!

You mean ... you're going to do it for me?

Wipe your ass??

No... Unless your real name is Wardina, or something like that, and you don't need too many beers to look kinda cute.

That's cruel ... I "am" cute, just ask Nick.

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