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    From Ward Dossche@2:292/854 to All on Tue Nov 14 00:20:55 2023
    Is there toilet-quality paper for an inkt jet printer?

    There is some stuff here and on the internet I'd love to print and then wipe my ass with.

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  • From Lee Lofaso@2:203/2 to Ward Dossche on Tue Nov 14 23:35:44 2023
    Hello Ward,

    Is there toilet-quality paper for an inkt jet printer?

    Yes. If you can find it.

    There is some stuff here and on the internet I'd love to print
    <and then wipe my ass with.

    The local newspaper in these parts used to be made of bagasse,
    a byproduct of sugar cane. The newspaper was snow white, with the
    newsprint being pitch black. Made for beautiful viewing. However,
    the newsprint would slide off the newspaper and onto your hands,
    turning both hands and whatever it touched pitch black.

    The perfection solution for your problem.

    For Life,
    Lee

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    Lock him up!

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