FGAZ 18-06 Page 6 21 Mar 2022


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NET HUMOR
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A Good Bad Pun
From Sean Dennis (1:18/200)

In German prisoner-of-war camps, escapes were a a major problem, so
they would try to break the prisoners' spirits by making them do
mindless things. In particular, they would make the prisoners stand in
a line and all move their heads like a clock back and forth and say,
"tick tock tick tock."

Some prisoners, unable to escape or otherwise change their situation,
chose a very subtle rebellion. They would do the head motions, but
instead of "tick tock tick tock", they would wait until the guards
were further down the line and switch to "tick tick tick."

None of the guards noticed this was going on for many months, until
finally, a young lieutenant was caught ticking by a senior SS Captain
walking behind the line.

The captain stopped the exercise, walked over, looking face-to-face
with the young man, and said "A rebel. Vell, don't vorry, ve have
vays of making you tock."

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Sean,

The captain stopped the exercise, walked over, looking
face-to-face
with the young man, and said "A rebel. Vell, don't vorry, ve have
vays of making you tock."

You better watch yourself on the timeliness of subjects like this. <G>

Daryl

... Why is it hot in the corner of a room? Because a corner is 90 degrees.
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Daryl Stout wrote to Sean Dennis <=-

You better watch yourself on the timeliness of subjects like this.

I could have made it Russian.

-- Sean

... Here's to our wives and girlfriends! May they never meet.
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Sean,

Because the users aren't smart enough to figure it out themselves
anymore?

Microsoft hasn't figured out "if it ain't broke, don't fix it".

Daryl

... When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
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Sean,

There's the infamous "ID-10-T" error.

Followed by a portion of humble pie and salted crow. <G>

Daryl

... The house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it!!
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