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  • Nvidia's CEO search 🔍, AWS emulator 👨‍💻, Gemini Decisions API 💡

    From TLDR@VERT to All on Thu Nov 12 11:36:51 2026
    Nvidia is searching for a potential replacement for its CEO following
    reports of multiple extramarital affairs by Jensen Huang. ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌  ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ 


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  • From poindexter FORTRAN@VERT/REALITY to TLDR on Thu Nov 12 07:57:23 2026
    TLDR wrote to All <=-

    Nvidia is searching for a potential replacement for its CEO following reports of multiple extramarital affairs by Jensen
    Huang.

    It's being reported that he doesn't have a pre-nup. That could get
    tricky!


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  • From Nightfox to TLDR on Thu Nov 12 09:26:37 2026
    Re: Nvidia's CEO search ¿, AWS emulator ¿¿, Gemini Decisions API ¿
    By: TLDR to All on Thu Nov 12 2026 11:36 am

    Nvidia is searching for a potential replacement for its CEO following reports of multiple extramarital affairs by Jensen Huang.

    I think this story is fairly wild.. Not only did he have an affair with a Chinese spy, I heard he also had an affair with an Nvidia employee/subordinate. And he has been married for 40 years.. I feel bad for his wife and kids.

    Nightfox
  • From Bryn@VERT/EOTLBBS to Nightfox on Thu Nov 12 14:57:37 2026
    Re: Nvidia's CEO search ¨, AWS emulator ¨¨, Gemini Decisions A
    By: Nightfox to TLDR on Thu Nov 12 2026 09:26:37

    I think this story is fairly wild.. Not only did he have an affair with a Chinese spy, I heard he also had an affair with an
    Nvidia employee/subordinate. And he has been married for 40 years.. I feel bad for his wife and kids.
    My misgivings aside, the whole thing shook me a bit because this dude was literally living the american dream. Grew up as a poor
    immigrant and thougt up that company in a goddamn dennys, capitalized it when he legally had to. Man got everything one could ask for -- family, education for his kids, stable life, more money than G-d: all through hard work and ingenuity.

    I've never much understood how such successful men go from thinking and hard work like that to just being controlled by their penis and risking everything for it.

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  • From Nightfox to Bryn on Thu Nov 12 14:59:31 2026
    Re: Nvidia's CEO search
    By: Bryn to Nightfox on Thu Nov 12 2026 02:57 pm

    My misgivings aside, the whole thing shook me a bit because this dude was literally living the american dream. Grew up as a poor immigrant and thougt up that company in a goddamn dennys, capitalized it when he legally had to. Man got everything one could ask for -- family, education for his kids, stable life, more money than G-d: all through hard work and ingenuity.

    I've never much understood how such successful men go from thinking and hard work like that to just being controlled by their penis and risking everything for it.

    Yeah, I've wondered about that too.

    Nightfox
  • From Digital Man@VERT to Nightfox on Fri Nov 13 11:59:50 2026
    Re: Nvidia's CEO search
    By: Nightfox to Bryn on Thu Nov 12 2026 02:59 pm

    I've never much understood how such successful men go from thinking and hard work like that to just being controlled by their penis and risking everything for it.

    Yeah, I've wondered about that too.

    Most "successful" leaders (private or public sector) had to step on a lot of people to get where they are, so don't suprised when they're "morally flexible" or even hypocritical.

    The big tech company I was working at a 2-3 years ago had (paid, I assume) Jensen to speak (answer questions) out our semi-annual all-hands meeting. One of the things I remember him saying, to emphasize how "normal" he is, was that he and his wife made their bed together everything morning. While he paid a lot of people to do a lot of things, this personal ritual with his spouse represented something important to him. Yeah, bullshit.
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  • From phigan@VERT/TACOPRON to Nightfox on Sat Nov 14 18:09:03 2026
    Re: Nvidia's CEO search ¿, AWS emulator ¿¿, Gemini Decisions A
    By: Nightfox to TLDR on Thu Nov 12 2026 09:26 am

    I think this story is fairly wild.. Not only did he have an affair with a Chinese spy, I heard he also had an affair with an Nvidia employee/subordina

    Saw a joke quote of the dude in secret council meetings last week:

    Fine, I'll be the fall guy for the global AI bubble. I will be your sin eater, but in return I want a news story every day about how I am an unstoppable fuck machine.

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