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    From MRO@VERT/BBSESINF to All on Fri Mar 6 01:07:57 2026
    So today at work we had a gas leak and all the supervisors and mgmt were gone. A group of us that are a little higher up got together and tried calling our Bosses, corporate, etc. Nobody would answer.

    So i went back on the floor and told the main trainer to tell everyone to wrap it up and get their stuff because we are leaving.

    So i went into our clean room and talked to the lady i was working with who is an immigrant. I said drop whatever you are doing, shut your machine off because We have a gas leak and we are all going to be leaving. Everybody has to stop and go through the exit.

    She asked me if i'm okay.

    I said yeah, and i'm like why the hell did you ask me if i'm okay.
    She said does your stomach hurt? I thought you said you have bad gas.

    she thought i was saying i shit myself or something and people needed to leave The room!



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  • From MRO@VERT/BBSESINF to All on Fri Mar 6 02:38:27 2026
    Re: funny
    By: MRO to All on Fri Mar 06 2026 01:07 am

    So today at work we had a gas leak and all the supervisors and mgmt were gone. A group of us that are a little higher up got together and tried calling our Bosses, corporate, etc. Nobody would answer.

    So i went back on the floor and told the main trainer to tell everyone to wrap it up and get their stuff because we are leaving.

    So i went into our clean room and talked to the lady i was working with who is an immigrant. I said drop whatever you are doing, shut your machine off because We have a gas leak and we are all going to be leaving. Everybody has to stop and go through the exit.

    She asked me if i'm okay.

    I said yeah, and i'm like why the hell did you ask me if i'm okay.
    She said does your stomach hurt? I thought you said you have bad gas.

    she thought i was saying i shit myself or something and people needed to leave The room!




    Also i DID shit my pants.


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  • From DaiTengu@VERT/ENSEMBLE to MRO on Fri Mar 6 08:35:25 2026
    Re: funny
    By: MRO to All on Fri Mar 06 2026 02:38 am

    she thought i was saying i shit myself or something and people needed to
    leave The room!

    Also i DID shit my pants.

    I was waiting for this. It did not disappoint.

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